Going to leave this up, feel free to ask any questions you wish. I'll add them to the current Q&A
Q: You tried to take over Canterlot right? How'd you get sent blasting off
I DID take over Canterlot thank you very much....
But then some bogus words about love made some huge a** force field and sent me flying off t-....er.....
I decided the curtains looked rather drab and left. Yes indeed, they were so horrid I threw myself and my subjects into the horizon so they wouldn't suffer a possible mental scaring upon seeing such frighteningly disgusting curtains.
Equestria? HA! You can keep it. Living such a place with such hideous curtains is punishment enough for those brats
Q: What is life like for a Changling?
Varies, mostly nomadic due to our population and food requirements. We stay in an area, sap some love, move one; repeat. That said we do not usually 'drain the area dry', the reason we went for Equestria was because food had been few and far between so far. We needed a loving kingdom to get back on our feet.
Before anyone asks, no I do not necessarily care about lives I damage.
Food is food. And as Queen it is my job to ensure their is food. Ponies don't spare a much of a thought of the grass and plants they devour, why should I care for emotion?
Q: Are you a monster or a new pony subspecies?
A: ................. yes
Q: Why did you take over Canterlot?
I rule kingdom.
Kingdom has to eat.
Kingdom eats love.
Canterlot has love.
You do the math
Q: Um....I really like your...mane?
A: ...uhh...oooooooooooook.... next question please?
Q: HOW THE F*** DID YOU BEAT CELESTIA!!! SHE'S A GODDESS! >8E3
1. Rabies shots, I'd advise them
2. Oh please, like it ever took anyone with half a brain much effort to beat down a troll
Q: What do you mean by your 'horn playlist'?
A: My horn works like an antenna. It means I can play back music into my head with my power. Why else would I be wearing a headset? (that thing is on my head next to my horn)
Comes in handy when I wish to blot out the words of some nagging brat I'm kidnapping
Q: Think you should try again but have Discord and Nightmare Moon team up with you to conquer Equestria?
Discord is creepy as hell and currently serving as a lovely bird perch, no go with him
Nightmare moon maybe, but two highly egos in one room don't mix.
Sides I wouldn't go back to Equestria if you payed me, those curtains were horrid
Q: I LOVE YOU! ALL HAIL CHRYSALIS!
A: ... Flattering... heheh...Anyways....
The Changling Army conscription and exam studio can be found on the outskirts of Morphirca, just take a right at Mt. Desolation [*mumbles something about bad names and scaring away tourists*]; and keep walking north